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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Punishments....

Recently I have been giving some thought to the different types of punishment. We all know the obvious of spanking, but what if your Dominant wants to mix it up a little bit. Now I know this discussion might bite me in the butt considering at least one person reading this...and you know who you are, but it is something I'm thinking about so something I can post about.

To start with...here is a bit of humor I've seen before in regards to a submissive's punishment but want to share it with any that haven't read it or seen it.



How to Punish Your Submissive

First step: Catch her.
Second step: Hold on to her.
Third step: While holding on to her,try to get to your cuffs/ rope/whatever you can get your hands on.
Fourth step: Carry her to the bed/cross/whatever's handy.
Fifth step: Stop and try to catch your breath. (while still trying to hold on to her)
Sixth step: Catch her again.
Seventh step: Threaten her with bodily harm if she don't stand still.
Eighth step: Catch her again.
Ninth step: threaten to gag her if she don't stop laughing.
Tenth step: Drag her back to the bed/cross/whatever is handy.
Eleventh step: Secure her wiggling body.
Twelfth step: Take a nap.
Thirteenth step: Choose your paddle/crop/flogger/what ever is handy.
Fourteenth step: Wake her up.
Fifteenth step: Gag her to stop the giggling.
Sixteenth step: Repeatedly smack her ass till she quits shaking with laughter.
Seventeenth step: Continue spanking till she starts to moan.
Eighteenth step: Give up. No matter what you do you know she's enjoying the hell out of it.


Now after that little bit of humor.....why not leave a post and some punishments you've received, given, or just maybe thought of but never implemented.

I think at this point the only means of punishment I've encountered are spanking, lecture, and corner time.

4 comments:

A.S.S. said...

Have used the ones you mentioned... corner time, scolding and obviously spanking. Lines and writing an essay are others... as are early bedtime, loss of computer time and mouth soaping. Really though, nothing beats a spanking. It makes the point in a big hurry and then it's done with.

Cute joke, btw.
:)
Todd & Suzy

Jack said...

Taking notes here, got a feeling I'm gonna be using some of them in the not too distant future.

dixiedarling said...

You don't have to take too many notes Jack...really you don't...

~innocent batting of the eyelashes~

BlackVelvet007 said...

I don't believe in cornertime personally. That's time that could be better spent either spanking some more or giving more aftercare. Occasionally I've assigned 100 lines to be written when play isn't an option. Of course when I'm really honestly upset with someone, I give the worst punishment : the silent treatment. :( But I'd never use that on you HUGGGGGGGS